solemnlysworn | ohana means family and all that jazz

[ Thank god that this room exists. No really, thank god. NO REALLY, THANK GOD. It would be impossible to sleep in a pile of people for Sollux. Ever. Especially when one of them might sleep - attempt at his life. Yeah. It was good to have some privacy, even if sometimes someone snuck in for some reason and just stayed there. It was cute though. He didn't mind. But then again, the room was meant for the two of them. And things could happen. All they needed was to lock the door and suffer 2+ days of eternal shame because of the people they shared the house with. Or not because they have no shame anyways. Sollux laid in the one bed in the room, possibly?? awaiting for someone, or possibly just browsing his phone. Who knew. ]

[Thank. God. Indeed. As much as Eridan would have just loved that whole... cuddlepile going on, he'd rather just cuddle with a single body ~~Caligula doesn't count~~. Especially the body that was waiting on him. He was so so damn happy that they had this privacy at times, even if there were those instances in which the privacy was broken, it was still so worth it.

Unfortunately, he was too preoccupied with food to remember to lock the door. That... was his first mistake. Oh well, he made a sneaky entrance anyways, no one probably saw him come in. He was quick to moving over closer to the bed, setting their snacks and drinks aside. He wouldn't want there to be an unfortunate spill or something. When he made it to the bed, he gently flopped down onto it and half on Sollux. He was real nosy and playful right now so Eridan just leans right in on his shoulder to see what he's doing on his phone. ]

And what're you doin', hmmm?

[ And it seemed that his target had taken the bait. Or the metaphorical bait? Who knows. What mattered was that he was here and that no one else was. He didn't even notice that he hadn't locked the door, and as he put aside the food Sollux just gave him the most bedroom-y eyes in existance. When he was flopped on him, however, was when he was pretty much sure that they were going to finally have some time to themselves, without the other angsty teens getting in their way. As Eridan nests on him, he wraps his arm around his shoulder and puts his phone away, looking him in the eye. ]

Oh, I don't know, jutht killing thome time.

[ Eyebrow raise. ]

And what are YOU doing?

[It was both, the answer is both. Both baits were taken, yep. And goodness, don't think those bedroom eyes weren't passed by without notice, Sollux. He knows exactly what that look was for, even if he didn't make much of a fuss over it as he usually would have. Eridan waited the moment Sollux settled down to start doing anything. He met his gaze with his own, which was surprisingly content. He was obviously masking his excitement right now. Eridan would then lean in, closing the gap between them by touching their foreheads together. He was just. Such a sap for these things.]

Oh, just finally hawin' some time alone with the only person in the world I'd want to spend it with, y'know? It's a real exclusiwe list and you just so happen to be at the top right now.

[ Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhm. Don't think you're the only one, Eridan. When their foreheads touched, Sollux let out a faint smirk, and sort of pushed Eridan into the bed, following slowly, leaning down on him and once again closing the gap between their faces like Eridan had done. ]

That'th the only VIP litht i ever want two be in.

[ He then approaches enough to close the distance between their faces, his lips meeting with Eridan's after what seemed like an eternity of waiting. This wasn't just a passerby thing, though. This was the frenchest of kisses, and they weren't even in France. He didn't hesitate to move forward with his tongue, clearly impatient to just get on with it. ]

[Oh no, whyever would he think of being the only one? When Sollux pushd him down, Eridan did not actually protest as much to it. He probably would have bitched at him, but haha no not today. He couldn't help but chuckle a tiny bit to his response, trying so hard not to just smooch him like crazy.

God knows they've been waiting way too long for this. Eridan almost could feel a bit of sympathy as Sollux urged him forward. Thankfully, he knows the reason why and he's not too shy himself to the affection, because god damn is he already at it with his own tongue as well. ~~Darn you raging teenage hormones~~ His arms reach up and throw them around his neck, pulling him down a bit more, since he's so fond of having him so close to him and all.]

[ Fucking christ, finally. Sollux had been itching for this for ages now. They were, at last, alone, in a room, privately, for some hours, with nothing to interrupt them. Oh and with a bed or equally comfortable surface. Nothing could stop him now, because he was a hormonal teenager with a hot boyfriend below him. It was funny how this time around he didn't even mind the hairy nipples. Slowly, he reached his hands down, still fully enthralled in their kiss, and began pulling Eridan's shirt up. Hell yes, this was going places and those were places that Sollux really wanted to be in. Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm. But still, he couldn't resist pulling back from the kiss and looking Eridan in the eye before speaking. ]

You're not gonna walk for a week.

[ Without a second to lose, his lips were in Eridan's neck, his hands still beneath his shirt, taking a break from the hefty task of pulling up to feel his body in its entirety. He couldn't resist it, he was needy for this and he wanted to make sure Eridan knew, and knew it well. ]

[Yep, absolutely no interruptions and the setting was just absolutely perfect. It really couldn't get much better. ~~Ps: The nipples are a sign of becoming a man, gosh.~~ When he pulled back from the kiss, Eridan almost tried to chase him right down to keep it going, but when Sollux spoke to him he just stopped right then and there. Maybe it was just because he was looking directly to him, or maybe it was just the words, but oh god he's halting everything for a moment, barely able to muster a whisper. ]

Oh... oh fuck.

[Okay he's good. He can talk. ANd move again, or something. ~~No not really~~ Excuse him though, he's just going to squirm under his weight because just the words set him off. He honestly was not prepared for this. He knew exactly how needy he was of this, but oh god was this throwing him a loop because of how much he desired this and oh god. He actually liked to take it a bit slower and take it a bit deeper but oh yeah he's... just trying to cope with this right now, with everything that he said and was doing with his hand and his mouth.

His life is hard and that's not the only thing that's hard huehuehuehuehuehue ]

[ As long as he can still see nipples it's okay. Sollux doesn't mind, really. If anything it just turned him on more because it just went to show that Eridan didn't feel the need to wax just to put on a show for his boyfriend. And that pleased him, a lot. Despite nipple issues, he could clearly see what he said got through to him. Even if it was a bit harsher than something he'd usually say, he wasn't about ready to go around running circles. His hormones were raging and by consequence so was he. He smirked as Eridan spoke. It was a cruel smirk, and yet playful at the same time. Said smirk also prolonged itself when he knew that what he said had hit Eridan for massive damage. Especially down there. Christ, he could feel it so clearly that he just stopped what he was doing, gave Eridan a mean glance and put his right hand down his pants, determined to take care of that lump because it was in the way. ]

[Yeah no it'll never get that bad, and if it did then he would wax. Sob.

Believe him, Sollux, if he didn't get the idea around the first time, he wouldn't have even let you get this far. And he was incredibly happy that he was going to cut the circling act for the moment. However, what he was not ready for was the fact that Sollux gave him another look that made him just freeze, but to add to it right where his hand went. Luckily for Sollux, Eridan was actually really... really excited for all of this, and he was antsy as hell, especially how he sort of just. Gave him a small look and bucked lightly against his hand. ]

[ Sollux would be sad to see him wax. It just wouldn't be the same. Because regardless of hairyness (eriness hahahaha) Sollux had sort of come to appreciate the little sasquatch his boyfriend was becoming, and he sort of found it a bit endearing. He'd deny it if you asked him though, baka. ]

Heh.

[ Eridan's reaction was priceless. Sollux just couldn't have enough of it and when he bucked into his hand, he knew they were getting past the point of no return. Fuck, 3 or 4 months, he doesn't even know, but never before have balls been bluer than his and he just couldn't let the opportunity go away. He copped the ever throbbing bulge in Eridan's pants, taking the opportunity to remove said pants, and to start dropping teasing smooches along his underwear. ]

[They would deal with that one day and Eridan would realize that its a dumb idea too in a way. He'll save being smooth for later.

Lord almighty, they were so over that point, especially whenever it boiled down to the last time theyve been able to do anything at all like this. Eridan let off a small whimper before he helped kick off his jeans. He was so fucking close to just kicking off his underwear, but the kisses thankfully stopped him from doing so. Somewhere along the way, where words should have been at that moment, there was a throaty whine instead. He was so embarrassed over the noise, and tried to talk again.

Okay words are back now.]

Oh fuck, please Sol. Aah... ["This isn't fair c'mon man I'm fuckin' dyin' oh my goddd just flopping bakc on the bed now dont mind me groaning over here."]

_{[Guess who's been curled up beneath a desk playing one of his games? This guy. And wow, he's finally aware that other people are in this room and this is a w k w a r d.

But he might as well let them know, hey, he's in here. He pokes his head out, eyes wide behind is shades.]}

What are you doing?

[ Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope. ]

[NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE. ]

[NOPE.

He honestly hopes that was just Eridan's voice going weird places, but then he looks to the side, his tongue still in his underwear, and notices Dirk. ]

[Shit.]

[Sollux just backs his head away from Eridan's crotch, and hastily zips up the zipper in his pants.]

For how long were you in there?!?!?

Edited 2012-09-20 05:27 (UTC)

[UNHOLY SHRIEKING OVER HERE AS HE COVERS HIMSELF UP OH GOD.

Yep don't mind him just grabbing Sollux and using him for cover. Good job Eridan that's most def the right way to go.]

Seriously!! How-- How much did you hear?!?!

[Kill him now. Oh my god.]

_{[Dirk is just going to stare at them with a deadpan expression. What are you guys doing seriously. He doesn't know what to make of this at all.]}

I was in here before you were.

[ Just. This look of shame and confusion on his face. Why didn't he say anything? Did he just watch them as they... Shit. ]

Jutht don't tell anyone what you thaw.

[Utter embarrassment over here, he just wants to roll around and lay his face into the sheets but that owuld look even worse right now.]

Y-yeah that's. Don't. Tell anyone what we were doin' in here an' all or else.

[You force that intimidating voice, son. You force it well.]

_{[He would point out that he hadn't seen anything, but their reactions are just a tad too funny.]}

I don't know... it might be difficult for me to keep my lips sealed.

[ Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Dongohuge was going to murder him. A lot. And leave him to die in a field of vultures and laugh in his face. ]

Jutht.

Don't you even dare.

[Oh my god.

He'll never hear the end of this. Fuck.]

Don't you fuckin' dare, Dirk. [Quick eridan think of something.] Or else you might end up with one less big brother.

[And he gasps, dramatically of course, placing a hand to his own chest.] And I thought you liked me, Dirk! I mean, you're definitely my faworite younger brother, y'know. You wouldn't do somethin' like that to your older bro... right?

_{[What does it say about Dirk that he's very amused by this reaction from both of them. He's already decided not to say anything unless he's asked, but there's nothing wrong with milking the situation.]}

That really would be tragic. You're my bro, Eridan, but now we're talking business. What do I get for my silence?

[ Almost immediately after Dirk was done speaking, Sollux intercepted. ]

Wait.

What exactly did you think you thaw.

[Oh, Eridan's onto this too.]

Yeah. What did you see?

_{[Have a flippant shrug, boys.]}

What didn't I see is the better question.

ohana means family and all that jazz

THE OTHER ROOM WITHOUT ALL THE PEOPLE

(aka the best room)

~ikr

party rock is in this room tonighttt

fire ---> rain

we are honey and the bee~~~

xcus u

gomen

ungomens u

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