ohana means family and all that jazz

[givesyouaboner]

<sub>[How did this happen? Dirk doesn't know, but hey, he's just a kid. All he knows is that his family has grown from just being Bro and Dave to so many more people.

And it's really nice.

Even if it's different because there are people everywhere always, omg.]

(OOC: go crazy with this.)</sub>

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[notthebee2]

[ Just. This look of shame and confusion on his face. Why didn't he say anything? Did he just watch them as they... Shit. ]

Jutht don't tell anyone what you thaw.

[wwhatevver]

[Utter embarrassment over here, he just wants to roll around and lay his face into the sheets but that owuld look even worse right now.]

Y-yeah that's. Don't. Tell anyone what we were doin' in here an' all or else.

[You force that intimidating voice, son. You force it well.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[He would point out that he hadn't seen anything, but their reactions are just a tad too funny.]}

I don't know... it might be difficult for me to keep my lips sealed.

[notthebee2]

[ Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Dongohuge was going to murder him. A lot. And leave him to die in a field of vultures and laugh in his face. ]

Jutht.

Don't you even dare.

[wwhatevver]

[Oh my god.

He'll never hear the end of this. Fuck.]

Don't you fuckin' dare, Dirk. [Quick eridan think of something.] Or else you might end up with one less big brother.

[And he gasps, dramatically of course, placing a hand to his own chest.] And I thought you liked me, Dirk! I mean, you're definitely my faworite younger brother, y'know. You wouldn't do somethin' like that to your older bro... right?

[givesyouaboner]

_{[What does it say about Dirk that he's very amused by this reaction from both of them. He's already decided not to say anything unless he's asked, but there's nothing wrong with milking the situation.]}

That really would be tragic. You're my bro, Eridan, but now we're talking business. What do I get for my silence?

[notthebee2]

[ Almost immediately after Dirk was done speaking, Sollux intercepted. ]

Wait.

What exactly did you think you thaw.

[wwhatevver]

[Oh, Eridan's onto this too.]

Yeah. What did you see?

[givesyouaboner]

_{[Have a flippant shrug, boys.]}

What didn't I see is the better question.

[notthebee2]

Unleth you dethcribe what you thaw in detail, i couldn't give two thitth.

[wwhatevver]

I couldn't hawe put it better myself, minus the lisp of course.

[He loves you Sollux.]

[givesyouaboner]

_{[You'd be amazed of what he can deduce just from the bit he saw before saying anything and going on their reactions.]}

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were macking on his wiener. I wonder what Mr. Murdoc would say about that?

[notthebee2]

[ shit. ]

Hath your uncle actually told you about that?

[...]

How old are you?

[wwhatevver]

[Shiiit.]

My dad wouldn't be so quick to jump the gun y'know, ewen if someone tells him somethin' he'll inwes---

[..........]

Seriously Dirk how did you like. Not notice us at all? Seriously.

[Eridan pls stop talkign.]

[givesyouaboner]

My entire life isn't just about paying attention to everyone else, yanno.

_{[see: consumed by games.]}

And yes I do know things! I know about a lot of things. And those are the kind of things I'm not allowed to do until I'm thirteen.

[notthebee2]

Fuck kid, you're methed up.

[ Awkward silence. ]

Tho what do you want two keep your blabber thut.